Favourite quotes

"something here doesn't make sense... Let's go poke it with a stick." ~The Doctor

1: because it seems like a generally good philosophy.
2: yea, I've started watching Dr. Who. Might as well give it a try. ^^

"When I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts, I left the Shire in my TARDIS to become a Jedi" - random nerd

"Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh! The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuhrer.' Who's with me?" -River Song (Doctor Who) to a Nazi Official in Berlin, Germany

"...Really. Well thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party. Maybe we can send a few gun-toting Texas militia psychopaths back your way." -Greg Proops, talking to England about why America is its fault

"In Germany... they came for the Jews and I didn't speak because I wasn't a Jew... then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. They they came for me, and by that time, there was no one left to speak up." - Reinheld Niebohr, German clergyman

A few of the ones I like. It sucks because whenever I hear a good quote, I never remember to write it down T.T

"In the kingdom of Hope, there is no winter" - Russian proverb

"We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism." -Nikita Khrushchev

"Always remember to never stop smiling, it scares people"

"the entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one other person"

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." – Mark Twain

"Politics is a war without blood, war is politics with blood."

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." ~Optimus Prime

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." ~Spy, TF2

"A ship in port is safe. But, that's not what ships are built for. ~Grace Murray Hopper

"I love you more than french fries."

"The problem with bein' the last of anythin', is by and by there be none left at all." ~Captain Barbossa

That's just a sample few. I'm a bit of a connoisseur of quotes... >.>

I thought of another one. :3

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get." ~Mimi (Rosario Dawson), quoting Angel (Wilson Germaine Heredia) in Rent.